Privacy Policy

Last updated: May 10, 2026

This policy covers the iOS app What Does the Cow Say and the HusbandLabs website at husbandlabs.com.

Short Version

The app collects nothing. It works offline. There are no accounts, no analytics, no ads, no tracking, and no data leaves your device.

What the App Does

What Does the Cow Say is a See 'n Say-style spinning animal-sound wheel for kids. You spin a wheel, it lands on an animal, and it plays a sound. That is the entire app.

Data We Collect

None. The app does not collect, store, or transmit any personal information, usage data, device identifiers, IP addresses, or content. We have no servers and no backend.

Children's Privacy

The app is designed for young children. Because it collects no data at all, it complies with the U.S. Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and Apple's Kids Category guidelines.

Permissions

The app uses audio playback and haptic feedback. It does not request access to your camera, microphone, location, contacts, photos, or any other sensitive data.

Third Parties

The app does not use any third-party analytics, advertising, attribution, or crash-reporting SDKs. It does not share data with anyone, because there is no data to share.

TestFlight Beta

If you join the beta via TestFlight, Apple may collect crash logs and usage statistics as described in Apple's Privacy Policy. That collection is performed by Apple, not by us, and we receive only anonymized aggregate beta-testing data from Apple.

Website

husbandlabs.com is a static site hosted on Cloudflare Pages. Cloudflare may log standard request metadata (IP address, user agent, timestamp) for security and performance, as described in Cloudflare's Privacy Policy. We do not run analytics or cookies on this site.

Changes

If this policy ever changes, the "Last updated" date above will change. Material changes will be noted at the top of the page.

Contact

Questions? Email [email protected].